Nicki Minaj | Draw My Life


Yo yo where my Barbz at? If you’re a G G
G my name is Onika but you can call me Nicki. I’m so excited- Roman: Hey Hey Team Minaj, Ken Barbz, it’s
me Roman Zolanski getting ready to drop- Harajuku: Hey-ya! Harajuku Barbie in the doll
house- Nicki Minaj: Wait wait wait- Female Weezy: Shiiiiiiiiiit! Let me see ya
pop those bottles for Female Weezy! Nicki: That’s it, everybody stop! How many
of my alter egos showed up to this thing? Roman? (present). Barbie? (present).
Weezey? (present). Martha? (present). Cookie? (present). Nicki Teresa? (present). Drake,
Lil Wayne… what are you doing here? This is getting ridiculous… everybody
out! This is MY draw my life and I’m rapping this one solo. I was born Onika Tanya Maraj on the 8th of
December 1982 in St.James, Trinidad. My father Robert was a financial executive and my mother
Carol was a accounting clerk. I have one older brother Jelani, one younger brother
Micaiah and a younger sister Ming. My half brother Brandon Lamar is a rapper too. I spent the
first years of my life in Trinidad being raised by my grandmother while my mom and dad emigrated to America. I made the big journey stateside when I was 5, I wasn’t scared
about making the trip… my butt’s a natural flotation device. I grew up in Queens, New York, but
the American dream turned into a nightmare. My father became an alcoholic and drug addict Things were pretty rough, that’s when I first started
inventing my alter egos as a way to escape. The drugs made dad happy but the booze made him
angry…. he could also be sleepy, grumpy, violent, mean and abusive. All the 7 dwarfs
rolled into one… if the dwarfs had been addicted to crack! When I was 12 I successfully auditioned for
the famous LaGuardia High School for performing arts in Manhattan. The school was
the inspiration for the musical Fame, I was determined to make sure they were gonna remember
my name… hmmmm, maybe I shouldn’t have changed it so many times.
Oh well! Other famous graduates include Jennifer Aniston, Kelis and Adrien Brody. After I graduated
I wanted to become an actor, but the only work I could get was off Broadway… way off
Broadway, as a waitress in a Red Lobster. But I was fired for being rude to the customers…
they kept asking for extra sass, or was it sauce? I got fired from about 15 different jobs like
that. I worked all sorts of customer service jobs, as an administrative assistant and even as
an office manager on Wall Street… but I guess the wolves weren’t ready for the Anaconda
of Wall Street because I got fired from there too. I quit pretending as an actor and decided
to get real as a rapper. But it wasn’t easy, I was going round all the labels with my demo but
nobody wanted to sign a female rapper. Before me people thought women could only wrap Christmas
presents. I had to be a pioneering trailblazer for all the sisters in the sister-hood,
like Joan of Arc, but instead of getting burnt at the stake I was getting burnt on email, telephone
and fax. So I started uploading my rhythmic rhymes to MySpace to try and get my voice
out there. I adopted the stage name Nicki Maraj and in 2007 I was signed to a short term deal
by Dirty Money Entertainment. Their CEO, Fendi, convinced me to change my name from
Maraj to Minaj because he thought it sounded better and went with my nasty flow.
For a second I thought he was going to suggest Nicki Tampax but then I realized he was talking
about my nasty rap flow. It did make me sound less like a magician at least! I was discovered by Lil Wayne and joined his Young
Money crew for cash money in 2009. I featured on Young Money’s hit parade Bedrock
and Mariah Carey shit parade Up Out My Face. Then on Black Friday November 2010 I
released my debut album Pink Friday. Which reached number one, thanks to my big hit Super
Bass. People really started to notice that I was blowing up… bigger and bigger. The whole
world wanted a slice of Nicki. I opened for Britney Spears on her world tour, featured
on Kanye’s monster track, performed with Madonna at the Super Bowl and had my rite
of passage nip slip on good morning America. The fallout from that was nothing compared
to my sexorcism performance at the Grammy’s… for Christians they sure can
hold a grudge. I guess they didn’t like my interpretation of how to turn the other cheek.
But even hell hath no fury like two pint sized rapper’s scorn. I had beef with that stupid
hoe Lil Kim because she called me a stupid hoe and dissed my track stupid hoe. But the stupid
hoe didn’t realize that she was the stupid hoe I was rapping about in my song Stupid Hoe.
That Stupid Hoe! I also got in some hot water because of my
lyrics video for Only. People started calling me anti-semitic… but that just led to creeps
begging to be uncle semitic. My second album Pink Friday Roman Reloaded hit the charts in 2012
and went certified platinum. My mega hit Starship sent me into the stratosphere. I
joined the judging panel for the 2013 season of American Idol and was able to judge one thing
straight away… Mariah Carey is a dumb bitch. A tape leaked of us fighting and she
told the press some shit about me threatening to shoot her. Well she didn’t say it, she mimed
it. Bang bang all over you! I released the reptilian record breaker Anaconda in 2014
which set the vevo record for most views in 24 hours… huh I wonder why? But me shaking
my booty only became controversial when Taylor Swift got involved in the debate…
typical, it’s all drama drama drama with that girl. She’ll probably write a
thinly veiled song about it. Take your own advice and shake it off Swizzler! Suddenly now my jiggling
ass represents race and feminisn- Taylor Swift: Oh. My. God. Look at her butt. Get the hell out of here you skinny bitch
before I knock you out! That was my Draw My Life barbz, thanks for
watching. Don’t forget to subscribe to our new football Draw My Life channel Click to hear to watch Beckham’s; damn, I’d make his bedrock!

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